Three great men, each one with their own issues or situations. Today Ali is planning to take a beat from the dates, texting and Facetime with these guys. I think she finally understands me when I tell her that we have too many options! We only need ONE!
I can already see that Ali has her sights set on talking to this guy. Her gaze is embarrassingly obvious. I try to distract her by saying something crazy to snap her back to reality, “So girls, I’m thinking of getting a vajacial soon!” The girls almost choke on their cocktails and start to chuckle. “A what?” Ok great! I’ve gotten her to stop focusing on cutie at the bar… for now.
We pulled up to the brunch spot and immediately spotted Beach Bae. He stood up from his seat and came to open the door for us. When we sat down, the waiter came over with the carafe of mimosa, as if on queue. Look at him trying to score more points… no lie, his efforts are working lol We love a good mimosa!
This is where the plot thickens. I couldn’t hold my tongue any longer and I know Ali wouldn’t approve, but before she could stop me, I blurted, “So what are your intentions? Was this a booty-call for you or did you call me for something deeper?” “There she is. That sassy, straight-forward, and beautiful mouth of yours,” he says.
Missing Mark’s soft and manly lips is what inspired my mission in the first place. He simply had lips that made you feel safe and protected and wanted. Since he wasn’t our soulmate, there has to be a man that is, right? But where? The search continues, obviously… that is until we met for that drink the other day.
I was so happy about this a date. His lips looked smooth and that means he cares about the receiver of those lips… which hopefully will be me! *sigh* But… back to the date. Honey, he took us to carnival a block from the beach and then to a cute beach front restaurant that we have been dying to get to. He’s getting points already, ya’ll.
Follow me as I take you through our life from my perspective. Because lips are the first impression and the most important asset to a woman. Through these experiences, I’ve been able to pull together a Top Secret Lipz Chronicles… that has a nice ring to it! I’ve been exposed to some of the ABSOLUTE must-haves in the dating realm
See my human, Ali has been ….. oh by the way, how rude of me. Let me introduce myself before I start my rant. I go by the name Lipz. It’s nice to meet you!